p00f!
I was here, and now I am not, really, scouts honour.
I was beamed out into orbit.
Please wait a moment while the post loads so that you too may be beamed up to join me.
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If this does not happen within ten seconds, do not panic!
This shall not be an exception, it has happened before, more times than you care to imagine.
Kindly remove all metallic objects from your person.
Yes, a mobile phone has metal objects, throw it into the bin.
Ready?
Right, so long as you are still with me, it is a lovely day isn’t it?
Patience, its a virtue or so i am told.
Hover over the area below this paragraph.
Get off the bloody desk! I am referring to your mouse pointer, you shall see a link, actuate it and you shall be ported onto the mother ship.
www[dot]theintelligensia[dot]com/blog/
I shall be awaiting your arrival in the Transporter Room on the brand new Starship Enterprise.
